Wunnerful Wunnerful Freberg Quotes

#1. Every so often I wonder what on earth we are waiting for. Silence. For it to be too late, Madame.

Alessandro Baricco

#2. You dont have a marriage problem, you have a sin problem.

Henry R Brandt

#3. why prefer a god who wants you to torture yourself instead of worshipping Eostre who wants you to take a girl into the woods and make babies?

Bernard Cornwell

#4. I've been fascinated with severe weather since I was four, when I saw a tornado at night in my mom and grandmother's southeast Minnesota hometown while everyone else was asleep - an experience I encoded in 'The Stormchasers.'

Jenna Blum

#5. Happiness comes from ... some curious adjustment to life.

Hugh Walpole

#6. Even awful people can be polite for a few minutes," their father told them. "Any longer than that and they revert to the bastards they really are.

Kevin Wilson

#7. I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. I am tired and drunk and still hungry. He is full of steak and Coca-Cola and, presumably, energy: enough energy to cross the road and walk up the steps inside the tower of the cathedral, which I have never entered.

Joanna Walsh

#9. I don't know nothing about nothing.

Danny Bautista