Wtf Life Quotes

#1. Forgiveness with kindness is the best revenge.

Debasish Mridha

#2. Dear Asshole: Thank you for keeping your word and believing me. It was more than I expected. Also, I'm sorry you were inconvenienced by my gluing your locker shut at the beginning of this year. However, I am not sorry that I did it, because it was a lot of fun. Love, Alex.

Francesca Zappia

#3. Artemus Ward used that trick a good deal; then when the belated audience presently caught the joke he would look up with innocent surprise, as if wondering what they had found to laugh at. Dan Setchell used it before

Mark Twain

#4. My father some times he goes crazy, but sometimes nerves, crazy and mad in one place it's like daemon have started to control his life so he ended his life.

Deyth Banger

#5. On thyroid therapy, more than 90 percent of those with painful menstruation were relieved, most of them completely. The results were fully as good in converting irregular periods to normal, regular ones. And in six of seven women with excessive flow, normal flow was established.

Broda Otto Barnes

#6. Drawings, paintings, and sculptures. That's the three pillars of art academia.

Barry McGee

#7. He could tune her, bringing out her better instincts and filtering out her lesser ones.

David Halberstam

#8. From 1 to 18 is the holly worst parts of your life, you are caged and you can't do anything times passes events happen different today your granpa is alive, but tomorrow probably he will die or the next month or later-later. But what can it be done for that??

Deyth Banger

#9. Great, Elend thought. I've filled my inner council with a bunch of thrill-seeking masochists. Even worse, I've decided to join them.

Brandon Sanderson

#10. And the fuck is yours too, WTF. That question does not apply 'to everything every day.' If it does, you're wasting your life. If it does, you're a lazy coward and you are not a lazy coward.
Ask better questions, sweet pea. The fuck is your life. Answer it.

Cheryl Strayed

#11. Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.

Billy Joel

#12. CUT!

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Cut...

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FUCKING CUT IT!


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Where is the fucking screenplay?

Deyth Banger

#13. Hey Cabe?" she says, drying her hair, feeling refreshed. Grinning. Putting all thoughts but one aside for the moment. "You wanna go get Jimmy a raincoat and we'll take care of you?"
Cabel looks at her.
Turns his head and narrows his eyes.
Who the hell is Jimmy?

Lisa McMann

#14. A true WTF Moment makes you aware of your current reality. It demands you accept full responsibility for where you are and it gives you the vision you need to commit to change.

Jennifer Sparks

#15. Following the eruption [that took the life] of the 106, and for the first time in Solarist studies, there were petitions demanding thermo-nuclear attacks on the ocean.

Stanislaw Lem

#16. Sartre turns love into a 'battle between two hypnotists in a closed room'.

Iris Murdoch

#17. If you carry your cross joyfully, it will carry you.

Thomas A Kempis

#18. ...and wondered if we in the church are missing it.

Francis Chan

#19. I'm never gonna get it, but I always wanted a tattoo that says: 'This is my tattoo.'

Domo Genesis