Wowzers Meme Quotes

#1. I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

Steven Wright

#2. And your Highnesses, as Catholic Christians and Princes, devoted to the holy Christian faith and the propagation thereof - and enemies of the sect of Mohammet and of all idolatries and heresies, resolved to send me, Christopher Columbus, to the said

Christopher Columbus

#3. Well, I'll tell ye, they ain't no more heroes. The

Cormac McCarthy

#4. You write who you are somehow. Even if you try to not to. You can't help but write who you are. I'm just not a very cynical person. I believe in the humanity of people, whether it is just the guys in 'The Full Monty' or Aron Ralston.

Simon Beaufoy

#5. Why do you have an unconscious female in your arms? I'm trying not to judge but she smells of fear. Did you scare her enough that she fainted and now you're pulling a caveman stunt to carry her off to your room to kiss it all better

Laurann Dohner

#6. He who cannot look over a battlefield with a dry eye, causes the death of many men uselessly.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#7. The weight of the world is a trifle, if we all put our two fingers under it and try to lift together.

Vera Nazarian

#8. The strike of the miners in Arizona was one of the most remarkable strikes in the history of the American labor movement. Its peaceful character, its successful outcome, were due to that most remarkable character, Governor Hunt.

Mary Harris Jones

#9. I don't own a jet, but I rent jets in my spare time. That's the quickest and most comfortable.

Justin Bieber