Wormfaced Quotes

#1. Do as she says, you wormfaced, crawling, sand-brained piece of lizard turd!

Frank Herbert

#2. My mom is painfully sweet; she's from Nebraska.

Gabrielle Union

#3. When you're a Catholic kid, the nuns teach you that when something is annoying you, you "offer it up", as a sacrificial gift.

Rob Sheffield

#4. Let one thousand flowers bloom.

Mao Zedong

#5. It's okay, buddy!" I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. "Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and benevolent. I forgive you!" He drops a fat deuce on my shoulder in gratitude.

Sara Wolf

#6. He made love to Porcupine Woman and got his dick shot through with more needles than a pincushion. He'd argue with rocks and the rocks would win.

Neil Gaiman

#7. If you stuck in the past, you won't be able to step in the future!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. Hell is not a place you go if you're not a Christian, it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition.

Immortal Technique

#9. The world is threatened by terrorism and violent extremism like never before. The rule of law is one of our chief defences against terrorism. Our shared values of freedom and democracy are shielded when like-minded nations work together to promote justice.

Peter MacKay

#10. I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Richard Pryor

#11. I reached out gave her hand a squeeze. "We need to focus on the shopping now, Dar, or else we'll succumb to the Curse of Target." "What's that?" "Where you walk in with a plan to spend twenty bucks, and you walk out having spent a hundred on

Emma Scott

#12. I think that children's books should be censored not for references to sex but for references to diseases. I mean, who didn't think after reading 'Madeline' that they were going to get appendicitis?

Roz Chast

#13. I only direct in self-defense.

Mel Brooks