Work Banter Quotes

#1. My whole life was about her, what if her whole life wasn't all about me?

Jodi Picoult

#2. Last time I was on the welcome Wagon, I was holding some guy by the balls for 15 minutes while the inspector explained why should leave (Birmingham) and go home... It were really painful.

I bet it was.

'Yeah I got terrible cramp in me fingers, but he were very attentive.

Jim McGrath

#3. You believe
In God, for your part?
that He who makes
Can make good things from ill things, best from worst,
As men plant tulips upon dunghills when
They wish them finest.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

#4. I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Carrot Top

#5. Well, I like to have fun at work.

John Malkovich

#6. What's the meaning of goodness if there isn't a little badness to overcome?

Anne Revere

#7. People think I am a womanizer.

Majid Michel

#8. This nation can no longer tolerate the autonomous conduct of any single service. A waste of the resources of America in spendthrift defense is an invitation to disaster for America.

Louis A. Johnson