Woodlice Choice Quotes

#1. Her life was one giant clusterfuck of crazy, she was the epicenter, and no matter what she did to outrun her own personally designed hurricane there it was sweeping her off to Oz.

V. Theia

#2. The more I write, the more the silence seems to be eating away at me.

C. K. Williams

#3. It was the story of her life and probably how she had survived this long: with a little talent and a lot of flair.

Fannie Flagg

#4. The same glucose ration was scrupulously administered to all the flasks equally.

Richard Dawkins

#5. My other life keeps me calm and grounded and normal.

Shawn Johnson

#6. He considers it for a moment and spits out the seeds, which sprout, quickly, into tiny junkblossoms sizzling with recursive algorithms. The algorithms wriggle through thorny vines, veins of clotted pink juice.

Catherynne M Valente

#7. Oh no, Papa, Kitty objected warmly. Varenka adores her. And besides, she does so much good! Ask anyone you like! Everybody knows her and Aline Stah. Perhaps, he said, pressing her arm with his elbow. But it is better to do good so that, ask whom you will, no one knows anything about it.

Leo Tolstoy

#8. To pray diligently is more than half the task.

Martin Luther

#9. You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop.

Gene Simmons

#10. For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.

Suzanne Collins

#11. Sometimes Karl, you have to realize your weeknesses and be willing to discuss them with adults.

Molly Maguire McGill

#12. Traditionally Presidents Day was Washington's birthday. It was celebrated as a public holiday on February 22 each year, in peace or in war.

Nigel Hamilton