Wooden Spoon Award Sayings

#1. There is no time left for anything but to make peace work a dimension of our every waking activity.

Elise M. Boulding

#2. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.

Carl Jung

#3. Those trying moments teach us to desire greatness in ourselves and wider humanity.

Gloria D. Gonsalves

#4. I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on.

Jennifer Aniston

#5. This is the America we know because we built it.

Mia Love

#6. So there is going to be that balance of understanding how to get the best out of the car that day, whether it's 15th or even if I have a shot at a top 10, protecting that car so we can bring it back when we have to.

Kurt Busch

#7. A caricature of what she'd been remained, sparely drawn in tones of gray and ivory.

Jay Greenstein

#8. So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back.

Wally Lamb

#9. Just like with anything in life, there was good and bad. To get the former, you put up with the latter.

Kristen Ashley

#10. We have to have genius creative thoughts precisely four times a year and on exact dates. I actually write them on my calendar. I write, 'Friday, Nov. 8. Three o'clock. Have a genius creative idea.'

Tom Ford

#11. What's all the row over at Ben's?" [Mrs. Ide] inquired, placidly, from her comfortable chair.
"Rustlers, cattle, foremen, sheriffs, and Heaven only knows what," replied Hettie, distractedly.

Zane Grey

#12. Men should be bewailed at their birth, and not at their death.

Charles De Montesquieu

#13. His eyebrows raised. "And you said demons didn't know love."
Guido's laugh was harsh. "Ahh, but haven't you learned by now, bestia? Demons may not be able to lie, but we never tell the truth.

Heather R. Blair

#14. The power of lack can trigger so many actions and things! We do because we lack something! We act because we need something!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#15. The first thing I do when I walk into a hotel is find the gym, and if they don't have a gym, I start looking for a handhold where I can do my pull-ups. Sometimes if a shower curtain rod is sturdy enough, I'll do them there.

Dean Karnazes