Woman Cigar Quotes

#1. A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

Samuel Fuller

#2. An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

Jimmy Fallon

#3. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

#4. Well, the cigar I smoke takes two hours."

"When a man loves a woman....O to have such a lover..."

"I gave up a $100,000 lifestyle to take this position!

John Neumann

#5. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

#6. And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?

William Allen Butler

#7. A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

Rudyard Kipling

#8. Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx

#9. A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton