Woggle Quotes

#1. H.M.," said the Woggle-Bug, pompously, "means Highly Magnified; and T.E. means Thoroughly Educated. I am, in reality, a very big bug, and doubtless the most intelligent being in all this broad domain."
"How well you disguise it," said the Wizard.

L. Frank Baum

#2. An educated Woggle-Bug may be a new thing; but a Woggle-Bug education is as old as the hills, judging from the display you make of it.

L. Frank Baum

#3. But - pardon me if I seem inquisitive - are you not all rather - ahem! rather unusual?" asked the Woggle-Bug, looking from one to another with unconcealed interest. "Not more so than yourself," answered the Scarecrow. "Everything in life is unusual until you get accustomed to it.

L. Frank Baum

#4. Is this a trial of thoughts, or of kittens?' demanded the Woggle-Bug.
'It's a trial of one kitten,' replied the Scarecrow; 'but your manner is a trial to us all.

L. Frank Baum

#5. Ask the average person his views on snakes and he will, within the space of ten minutes, talk more nonsense than a brace of politicians.

Gerald Durrell

#6. And living in Australia I am relatively well off.

Peter Garrett

#7. You are not normal. You never have been, and you never will be. Embrace who you are.

Tahereh Mafi

#8. Anytime you have any opportunity to be with the national team it's an honor and a challenge, and it is something I am looking forward to.

Heather Mitts

#9. It's hard to say what's in my head. It's been a long time since anyone cared to ask.

Christina Baker Kline

#10. Grandparents have the freedom to see their grandchildren uncritically.

Benjamin Spock

#11. Call me crazy for asking this, but, um, are Lissa and I going with you?"
"No"
"No?"
"No.

Richelle Mead

#12. You are who you are. Deal with it.

H.M. Ward

#13. You know? Ain't it ironic how we live our entire lives without the luxury of time, only to spend an eternity in death.

Jason Medina

#14. In the South, there was a gentle tradition of 'it's only a crime if you get caught doing it.' Sometimes it was known as the Eleventh Commandment. Thou shall not get caught.

C.L. Bevill

#15. Over half a million women are raped in this country every year, and only a fraction of them report it because they're too ashamed. It's a really screwed up world, but its not your fault, and what happened to you, it doesn't make you the monster.

Mariska Hargitay

#16. The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about. Athletics don't make anybody long-lived or useful.

George Santayana

#17. You can love infinity, eternity, Scotty dogs, sports, work, play, the feelings of being alive, the earth, the sky, the fire, the wind ... there's a lot you can love.

Frederick Lenz

#18. We can't handle violence in women characters but we CAN handle what's done to women in our present tense every second of the day worldwide? Or next door? Or in political or medical discourse? Please. That idea just makes me want to crap on a table at a very fancy restaurant.

Lidia Yuknavitch