Witty Words Quotes

#1. I've got a little baby, I made him ... He doesn't speak, he's 2 ... He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words ... car and map ... I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!

Michael McIntyre

#2. The army slew a thousand and showed little pity
The king ordered fealty from the conquered city
The prince charmed its people with words wise and witty
And the queen sat on a couch, looking very pretty

Shannon Hale

#3. Gavin Blake, you're more of a man than any man I've ever known. You're gentle. You're kind. You're strong and witty. You're personable and warm, and you can reduce most females into blithering puddles of goo with the simplest words.

Gail McHugh

#4. Wise are my ways witty my actions

N.A. Parnham

#5. I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside out, but I can assure you if that iron skillet was empty, I would bring him down a peg or two.

Julia Mills

#6. I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

Don Roff

#7. They were all tall and slender with heads groomed like manikins' heads, and as they talked the heads waved gracefully above their dark tailored suits, rather like long-stemmed flowers and rather like cobras' hoods.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#8. You are lovely, brilliant, witty ... the incredible words which would relieve her of any need to repay him or refuse his gifts; loveliness and wit were priced higher than any gift he offered, while if a girl were loved, even old women of hard experience would admit her right to take and never give.

Graham Greene

#9. I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me.

Douglas Coupland

#10. In two words, impossible.

Samuel Goldwyn

#11. There is only one conflict in Ukraine today and it is between the regime and the people.

Viktor Yushchenko

#12. This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.

Charles Pearson

#13. Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge double pity.

Walter Raleigh

#14. For the first time in his centuries of life, doing the right thing didn't seem like the right thing to do.

Marissa Clarke

#15. My existence is young like the blossoming leaves. I have experienced nothing yet.

Jasmine Sandozz

#16. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

William J. Clinton

#17. You made her apologize for sickness. For her courage. You made her feel sorry for dying.

M T Anderson

#18. I've never seen an episode of 'Downton Abbey.'

Keeley Hawes

#19. They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.'
'For once.

Derek Landy

#20. The more you will able to trust yourself, the more joy and peace you will able to experience.

Debasish Mridha

#21. PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.

Samuel Johnson

#22. A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.

Umberto Eco