Top 15 Wittiest People Quotes

#1. Tis never for their wisdom that one loves the wisest, or for their wit that one loves the wittiest; 'tis for benevolence and virtue and honest fondness one loves people.

Hester Lynch Piozzi

#2. Since I was a kid - youngest of five kids - I've always been starved for attention, like 'Look at me! Look at me! Look what I can do!'

Brendon Urie

#3. I love musical theater. That's what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was 'Peter Pan.'

David Hasselhoff

#4. Mexico doesn't have an emperor." "That is Mexico's misfortune, for all of the greatest countries have emperors.

Daniel Polansky

#5. Lauren: Like how many people you're...like how many times your life is gonna totally change and then, like, start all over again? And you'll feel like what happened before wasn't real and what's happening now is actually... (she trails off)

Annie Baker

#6. Where the terror is, is where you must go.

Daphne Zuniga

#7. Advertising companies hire the very brightest, wittiest young people to write for them. Not one single sentence of it is worth repeating. Why? Because it wasn't meant.

Brenda Ueland

#8. With my father and sister being very depressed for most of their lives, it was incumbent on me to try to make them laugh, in this ridiculous way. They were the wittiest people I knew, but to get a smile from them was like winning the lottery.

Miriam Toews

#9. People like him had these weird thick skins. You insult them to their face and it whistles past their ears. They take irony as compliments and barely even notice your wittiest retorts. When

Niels Saunders

#10. If I was good at marketing, I'd spin you an empty story that sounds profound. But the truth is that we're all just stumbling around in the dark. Sometimes we hit something terrible.

Susan Ee

#11. You can't let haters stop you.

Quinton Jackson

#12. Detachment doesn't mean avoiding things and going to Himalayas. It means doing what is necessary without drowning in it.

Sumit Singh

#13. If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea.

Carol Plum-Ucci

#14. You know you can get gaudy with something, and they didn't do that. To me, I think it's very tasteful, well done, with the silver and gold and the engraving. I think it's very tasteful.

Earl Scruggs

#15. No, I've only ever done one film at a time.

Christopher Nolan

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