Wisecrack Quotes

#1. I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.

John F. Kennedy

#2. An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Oscar Levant

#3. The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic American sentence because there were so many things that could not be said any other way.

Wilfrid Sheed

#4. You know, the Philistines have long since discarded the rack and stake as a means of suppressing the opinions they feared: they've discovered a much more deadly weapon of destruction
the wisecrack.

W. Somerset Maugham

#5. He restrained himself from another wisecrack, infinitesimally but with great effort attempting to close down his nightclub approach to education; every positive change in his life, every minute increment in character, acquired more or less through shame.

Richard Price

#6. His writer's words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn't find a single wisecrack to put up between them.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#7. An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

Evan Esar

#8. It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

Katharine Hepburn

#9. I don't try to be bad as much as I just am by nature.

Marilyn Manson

#10. In our good works nothing is our own.

John Calvin

#11. Now take it easy. This is a gun I have at your back. Don't you feel it?"
I felt it. I took it easy.

Ross Macdonald

#12. Damn, women truly could be cold-hearted bitches.

R.L. Mathewson

#13. They'll die in overtime

Jenifer Levin

#14. Gratitude is the greatest prayer. Thank you is the greatest mantra.

Paramahamsa Nithyananda

#15. To be a part of a championship team, I'm excited ... This is the closest I've ever been to a championship. I'm looking forward to the challenge of helping this team repeat.

Michael Finley