Wisconsinite Jokes Quotes

#1. Maturity is the ability to postpone gratification.

Sigmund Freud

#2. There is a big difference you see between privately letting someone know that you're displeased, whether they've done something they may not be aware of, and just rudeness - and you do not have to tolerate rudeness, by any means.

Ysabella Brave

#3. The public library is where place and possibility meet.

Stuart Dybek

#4. I released 34 years of tax returns and 300,000 e-mails in my government record. To get the information from Hillary Clinton, you need to get a subpoena from the FBI.

Jeb Bush

#5. Here I am, on the road again. There I am, up on the stage. Here I go, playing star again. There I go, turn the page.

Bob Seger

#6. There are dinner parties ruined by guests, and there are dinner parties ruined by hosts, and then there are dinner parties when everyone contributes to the disaster.

Julie Powell

#7. Luc?" rasped Rhy.
"I'm here," answered Alucard. "I'm here. Stay with me."
He tried to speak, but his heart slammed against his ribs as if trying to break through.

V.E Schwab

#8. I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

Adolf Hitler

#9. A band has a certain responsibility to work songs for years and stick to rules more. A solo artist can just do whatever they want, and also present themselves as somebody who's just singing about their life.

Christopher Owens

#10. For who but I should understand love, with all its sorrow and joy?

Walt Whitman

#11. I don't really know how to work a camera.

Zoe Sugg

#12. The pillars of classical liberalism call for flat taxes, with revenues put to limited uses; strong property rights; and free markets.

Richard A. Epstein