Willem Jansz Quotes

#1. I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.

Dave Matthes

#2. The kind of problem that literature raises is not the kind that you ever 'solve'. Whether my answers are any good or not, they represent a fair amount of thinking about the questions.

Northrop Frye

#3. I tend to prefer traveling in the Third World countries. Like Ethiopia. Or Eritrea.

John Gimlette

#4. That vulture in you to devour so many As will to greatness dedicate themselves, Finding it so inclined.

William Shakespeare

#5. To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.

Spike Milligan

#6. For writers from working-class families, the making of art is cultural disenfranchisement, for we do not belong in literary circles and our writing rarely makes it back home.

Valerie Miner

#7. One second. A snapshot of fear and sweat and blood.

Kat Zhang

#8. She was so shattered about what kind of man he was
brutal, tender, passionate. There was little doubt he had some mental disorder.

Margaret Way

#9. The sin which is indulged to the greatest extent, which separates us from God and produces so many spiritual disorders, and which are contagious, is selfishness.

Ellen G. White

#10. What a shame, what a shame, to judge a life that you can't change ... What a shame to have to beg you to see, we're not all the same.

Shinedown

#11. Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

Yeardley Smith