Willamette Valley Quotes

#1. He was trying hard to continue to exist as himself despite the unlikeliness of everything.

Philip Roth

#2. In Iran's future Islamic system everyone can express their opinion, and the Islamic government will respond to logic with logic.

Ruhollah Khomeini

#3. Hey, boss. Where are you?" she asked.
"I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?"
"Um, I don't know, maybe with horseradish.

Darynda Jones

#4. The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.

Garry Kasparov

#5. To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye, nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task.

William Congreve

#6. The office of the scholar is to cheer, to raise, and to guide men by showing them facts amidst appearances.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7. You won't have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.

Bill Johnson

#8. Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.

Dave Barry

#9. What could be more perfect than marrying the person you love.

Kate Morton

#10. I can often tell when drawings are done from photographs, because you can tell what they miss out, what the camera misses out: usually weight and volume - there's a flatness to them.

David Hockney