Wiffle Bat Quotes

#1. You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked]
"Yeah."
"Why?" he asked.
The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow.

Rachel Vail

#2. My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

Milton Berle

#3. All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This blows more than your mama! Hey, now's not the time to come up with stupid jokes!

Koushun Takami

#4. The starting point for all interaction must come from an understanding of what the other person cares about most.

Brett Bartholomew

#5. Jesus gives us the gift of the Holy Spirit, yet when the Spirit comes, He is loaded with packages! He desires to release much more in us and through us than we could ever imagine. These gifts are given for delivery, not for accumulation. We receive them to pass them on to others.

Jack W. Hayford

#6. I still think about the writers I loved when I was a kid.

Dan Chaon

#7. Meditation = Strength
Prayer = Power

Matshona Dhliwayo

#8. I enjoyed all of the tours and learned something from everyone.

Oleta Adams

#9. Make friends with your needs. Welcome them. They are a gift from God, designed to draw you into relationship with him and with his safe people. Your needs are the cure to the sin of self-sufficiency.

Henry Cloud

#10. If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's made a whole new load of friends and you get home and you're kind of strangers.

Michael Caine

#11. When I got off the soap I got offered all these, you know, 'women in jeopardy'
I call them 'disease of the week' movies.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#12. The gospel is only good news when we understand the bad news.

R.C. Sproul

#13. A vision without resources is an hallucination.

Thomas Friedman

#14. Don't cry to quit. Cry to keep going!

Eric Thomas