Whoreson Quotes

#1. You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!

Christopher Moore

#2. Pimping is an art, Whoreson. There are very few pimps in this world who can really take the title of being a pimp. Just because a man gets his money from a whore, that don't make him no true pimp. Real pimps are really rare.

Donald Goines

#3. A whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure. When a gentleman is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths, ha?

William Shakespeare

#4. Begone, begone, you bloody whoreson Gauls!

John Williams

#5. You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

William Shakespeare

#6. Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. *all cheer for Shakespearean insults*

William Shakespeare

#7. Hang, cur, hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!

William Shakespeare

#8. I'm naming my son just what he is. I'm a whore and he is my son. If he grows up ashamed of me, the hell with him. That's what I'm wantin' to name him, and that's what it's goin' to be. Whoreson!

Donald Goines

#9. You got no fuckin idea how bad it gets. I'm not you. I can't make it on a couple a high-altitude fucks once or twice a year. You're too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Annie Proulx

#10. Though this knave came something saucily into this world before he was sent for, yet was is mother Fair; there was good sport at his making, and the Whoreson must be acknowledged.

William Shakespeare

#11. You say he's childish, but he's very professional about business transactions.

Martin Bashir

#12. When the mind's an empty room
The clear days come.

Wendell Berry

#13. Don't put anyone out of your heart, there's room for all.

Judith Guest

#14. To be absent from the iPhone is to be present in the moment. Ignore it. Make some friends.

Phil Callaway

#15. My roots are Scottish. My dad's parents are from Scotland, and my mum's dad is Scots.

Katharine Isabelle

#16. As everyone knows, there is often a rather fine line between laughing and crying

E.B. White