Who Said Pork Chops And Applesauce Quotes

#1. Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

Cullen Hightower

#2. Whatever else he is, James is my one safe place in the world.

Kiersten White

#3. Watch it,' her mom snapped. 'Don't start a fight just because it's the easiest thing to do.

John Corey Whaley

#4. If Marion Hawthorne doesn't watch out, she's going to grow up into a lady Hitler.

Louise Fitzhugh

#5. The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing.

Sigmund Freud

#6. Relationship is thus always slavery of a kind, which leaves a residue of guilt.

Ernest Becker

#7. If the American people really tire of democracy and want to make a trial of Fascism, I shall be the last person to object. But if that is their mood, then they had better proceed toward their aim by changing the Constitution and not by forgetting it.

H.L. Mencken

#8. I just shook hands with a naked goddess. What was that she called you? She-ya-han? Does that mean dumbass in Old Irish or something?

Kevin Hearne

#9. And the truth is, I'd felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason's Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then.

Meg Cabot

#10. Our volunteer fire departments know their needs better than Washington, D.C. They need more flexibility on spending grant money from FEMA and Homeland Security.

Mike Ross

#11. We must dare to rise above the obstacles on our path.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. I don't see masses, I don't see it like, oh there's hundreds of people here and I'm overwhelmed. I just try to think, well I could be a kid in that crowd, or my daughters could be in that crowd, and no one wants to feel like they're just part of the masses.

Mike Vallely

#13. In the fifties there were no paedophiles. There were only simple honest-to-goodness child molesters.

Ian Pattison

#14. Evil is done by the living.

Heather Graham