Whimsies Charlottesville Quotes

#1. There are some ideas so stupid that only intellectuals can believe in them, particularly left-wing intellectuals.

Poul Anderson

#2. More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows.

William Shakespeare

#3. Heart disease is no laughing matter. After my father suffered a massive heart attack, I realized just how serious heart disease can be.

Cheryl Hines

#4. That was the very centre of his genius - he invented things that anyone could have thought of, and men who can invent things that anyone could have thought of are very rare men.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and marijuana. Martha was found to be drug-free and her urine was found to be a lovely yellow saffron.

Conan O'Brien

#6. Let's make lists of all the things that make us smile and tick them off, one at a time. The world will carry on without you and me when we're gone. Let it carry on without us, today.

Pleasefindthis

#7. I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.

Fred Schneider

#8. If people thought about food more like how we think about the environment, a lot of people would be eating differently and the whole system would look a lot different.

Jonathan Safran Foer