Whenso'er Quotes

#1. A story should, to please, at least seem true,
Be apropos, well told, concise, and new:
And whenso'er it deviates from these rules,
The wise will sleep, and leave applause to fools.

Benjamin Stillingfleet

#2. Lots of fans believe fighting is full of glitz and glamor. Fighting is blood sweat and tears.

Phillipe Nover

#3. Pasture, stone wall, and steeple,
What most perturbs the mind:
The heart-rending homely people,
Or the horrible beautiful kind?

Louise Bogan

#4. Pigpen is in his late twenties and thinks he's all handsome with his blonde hair and big muscles. Because he was a Navy SEAL or Army Ranger or something outrageous like that, he also thinks he's awesome, but he doesn't impress.

Katie McGarry

#5. I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

Johnny Depp

#6. If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.

Georges Guynemer

#7. I wasn't the brightest kid, not by a long shot. I was interested in football, in girls, in getting my work done with the least amount of effort.

Thomas J. Sargent

#8. The lesson of 'CSI' is: No matter what horrible things happen, nice policemen will turn up and fix everything and return it to the status quo.

Warren Ellis

#9. I feel like most people aren't either/or, they're both/and. You're both magnanimous and petty. You're both kind and cruel. You're never just one thing.

Greta Gerwig

#10. What miracle is God fashioning out of this misfortune?

Robert G. Allen

#11. The language fictional characters use is chosen for effect, at least if the author is concentrating.

John M. Ford

#12. Menoeceus wants his father. (Astrid)
Bob is crying because he wants his mother to stop calling him that crap-ass name. It's all right, Bob. Daddy's got you now. I'm saving you from Mommy's bad naming taste. I'd be crying, too, if my mom named me after an idiot. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#13. It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

Adam Levine