Whack Jobs Quotes

#1. Only whack jobs apply for the night shift

Rainbow Rowell

#2. Sure. You two are whack jobs separately. Together, you're a goddamn nut house.

Sylvia Day

#3. The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.

Bill Kaulitz

#4. I have no powers of my own. I'm a dud.

Deborah Barreto

#5. One day I will go back to my books and piano, but not yet.

William Hague

#6. As you go higher up in the ladder, you look down, and it's a pretty far fall, so you tend to watch your step a bit more. That's all you can do. It's a full time job not to kill these niggas out here; every day I ask for the strength not to go off the handle and whack one of these stupid cunts.

Gunplay

#7. You want to say the thing that will drive everybody in the direction you want to go. But as a writer you have a pact with your readers that you'll be really straight with them at all times.

Michael Pollan

#8. I loved him. My prince. My soul mate.

Rachel Higginson

#9. If the waves were to start thinking, they would believe that they are moving forward, that they have a purpose, that they are working for the good of the sea, and they wouldn't fail to work out a philosophy as inane as their zeal.

Emil Cioran

#10. Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.

Craig Ferguson

#11. A flower's structure leads a bee toward having pollen adhere to its body ... we don't know of any such reason why beautiful places attract humans.

David Rains Wallace

#12. To 'turn around' is to end up facing the same way. Maybe that is the problem, all the turning organizations around.

Henry Mintzberg

#13. I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#14. It is a common failing of men. They see someone they consider beautiful and desirable and eligible, and they imagine that they love her. In fact, though, they love themselves reflected in her eyes.

Mary Balogh

#15. In church, they have the music where you jump and you shout, you know, and then you have the quiet music where you're sitting, you're meditating.

Darlene Love