Weeknight Roast Quotes

#1. It sometimes seems as if curbing entropy is our quixotic purpose in this universe.

James Gleick

#2. Now, see there. Just because I'm wearing my Super-Dike sweatshirt, you think I'm a lesbian. I guess if I were wearing a string of pearls, you'd think I was an oyster.

Florynce Kennedy

#3. Before you know what kindness really is you must lose things, feel the future dissolve in a moment like salt in a weakened broth.

Naomi Shihab Nye

#4. If I'm going to die, I want to still be me

Suzanne Collins

#5. Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine.

Seve Ballesteros

#6. Even a woman may be good, and also a slave; though the woman may be said to be an inferior being, and the slave quite worthless.

Aristotle.

#7. Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

Albert Einstein

#8. How shall we embrace the common man: give us a reason without a doubt?
Is Everyman fated as an island unto himself 'til his last bright day goes by?

David B. Lentz

#9. One of the duties of fortitude is to keep the weak from receiving injury; another, to check the wrong motions of our own souls; a third, both to disregard humiliations, and to do what is right with an even mind. All these clearly ought to be fulfilled by all Christians, and especially by the clergy.

Saint Ambrose

#10. You fall off the horse and you get back on.

Bethany Hamilton

#11. I did not deliberately invent Earthsea, I did not think 'Hey wow - islands are archetypes and archipelagoes are superarchetypes and let's build us an archipelago! I am not an engineer, but an explorer. I discovered Earthsea.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#12. Sometimes I think too much, or sometimes I don't think enough as the character. Sometimes you just miss a moment, or sometimes you hear something that a character's saying that you haven't heard before and you react differently.

Taissa Farmiga

#13. If someone has offended you, start sowing forgiveness. You may need some yourself someday.

Joyce Meyer

#14. Creativity is a fragile, delicate flower,
which must be cautiously cared for
and protected,
from the harsh elements
of human weather.

ELLE NICOLAI

#15. A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

Dennis Miller