Wearing Stripes With Plaid Quotes

#1. Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Albert Einstein

#2. There are a lot of irritating aspects about large supermarkets for the wannabe eco-warrior, but the one that gets most of us hottest under the collar is packaging.

Sheherazade Goldsmith

#3. Let go of your small self and become your true self.

Kazuaki Tanahashi

#4. Don't worry, Chris. The day that Sony PlayStation attacks the world and threatens to destroy it, we'll give you a call. (Katra)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. I hope his wife feeds him [Clarence Thomas, Justice, U.S. Supreme Court] lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men do, of heart disease ... He is an absolutely reprehensible person.

Julianne Malveaux

#6. Yeah, I did a cameo in an upcoming movie called Constantine.

Matthew McGrory

#7. Life is a beautiful adventure.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. If that doomsday scenario happens, will it help if you have heaps of paper money? I don't think so.

Bjorn Ulvaeus

#9. I'm not working-class: I come from the criminal classes.

Peter O'Toole

#10. Need a distraction today? Not only does 12 + 1 = 11 + 2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two."

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#11. His charm was not electric, but it was enveloping.

H.W. Brands

#12. And all this business about what knife and fork you eat from, it's a deliberate puzzle set out to make a simple bloke like me feel like a stranger. Whatever you pick up isn't going to change what the food tastes like, but Effie presses my knee hard if I gets it wrong.

Terry Pratchett

#13. I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.

Jennifer Lawrence

#14. You should try smiling, yourself,' he had said with a sudden flash of spirit. 'Do you never tire of being displeased, Darcy? Upon my soul, I believe you take pleasure in finding fault and looking at the world with disdain.

Mary Street