Waterslide Quotes

#1. I worked at this place called Water World; it was a waterslide park. My brother and my dad framed my first paycheck from this place - which was for $0.00 dollars - because I didn't even make enough to cover the cost of my uniform!

Summer Sanders

#2. Truth is like a waterslide-only fun when it's slippery and wet.

Bob Dylan

#3. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

Tina Fey

#4. Singularity is the point at which "all the change in the last million years will be superseded by the change in the next five minutes."

Kevin Kelly

#5. The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?

Angelina Jolie

#6. I only know that I can't live without flight. Without sky and moist, breathing earth.

Sophie Jordan

#7. Statism is an unnatural disaster.

Stefan Molyneux

#8. A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.

Michelle Rowen

#9. It's in your eyes. I've done what I thought was impossible. I made you love me, but not in the way I needed. You love me as your friend.

Brodi Ashton

#10. Staying in the present is the key to any golfer's game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up or what you have to do on the next nine to catch somebody, you're lost.

Paul Azinger