Top 21 Wankers Quotes
#1. Markham even had our banners ready. The polite NON AD CAPITAGIUM (No to the poll tax), the hopeful MAGIS STIPENDIUM HISTORICI (More money for historians) and the always accurate POLICITI NOSTRAE OMNEC WANKERS SUNT (Most politicians are not very good).
Jodi Taylor
#2. There are a lot of wankers, and a lot of people who think they are really hardcore and cool but they're not.
Daniel Johns
#3. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by. No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us?
Irvine Welsh
#4. There's a lot of noise about me that stops a lot of people from listening, but the good side is if you expose yourself like that, you're left with only good people who can see through you-you get rid of all the wankers.
Sebastian Horsley
#5. I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
Thom Yorke
#6. I like the way he says 'furthermore'," Merrick observed quietly. "Cos you can tell he means 'wankers'.
K.J. Charles
#7. The beach at Meschers was crawling with wankers in shorts and bimbos in thongs. It was reassuring.
Michel Houellebecq
#8. This was like the Rubik's Cube of life.
One big glob of scattered, multicolored possibilities she had to sort out and line up in the appropriate manner by twisting endless scenario after scenario in her head.
And it sucked.
Big, fat wankers.
Dakota Cassidy
#10. Bitter experience has taught me that you don't engage with intellectually superior wankers who make long speeches about moral relativism.
Alexis Hall
#11. A lot of men are wankers cause they don't mind bad sex, but for a woman bad sex is far worse than no sex at all.
Irvine Welsh
#12. The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.
Michael O'Leary
#13. I still thought that to get something you had to go straight for your goal whereas it is only distractions, uncertainty, distance that bring us closer to our targets, and then it is the targets which strike us.
Fleur Jaeggy
#15. Nineteen seventy-six come and bring an election with it. The man who bring guns to the ghetto made it clear, that there is no way that socialist government should win again.
Marlon James
#16. I live up Laurel Canyon, and if I want to walk with my son, I have to drive to the park, which is so insane to me.
James Gray
#17. Can't take no pride in that flagpole
and you can stick your fucking STARBUCKS
up your tight middle-
class
arseholes.
Andy Carrington
#19. Good things aren't supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.
Audrey Hepburn
#20. I wonder how the Cubs are doing.
Andy Weir
#21. Rome was not built in a day Opposition will come your way But the harder the battle you see It's the sweeter the victory
Jimmy Cliff