Walter Jeff Dunham Quotes

#1. Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? Do you see her? Do you see her?
Jeff: Yeah.
Walter: Oh well!

Jeff Dunham

#2. Don't let less-than-perfect circumstances keep you from trusting God.

Jim George

#3. I love video games.

Chandler Riggs

#4. Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.

Jeff Dunham

#5. Always just a brainstorm away from our next disaster ...

Birgit Pratcher

#6. There's nothing quite as powerful as people feeling they can have impact and make a difference. When you've got that going for you, I think it's a very powerful way to implement change.

Anne M. Mulcahy

#7. If I were in politics, I'd make both left and right sit down and make good decisions about national health. It's a huge problem, and it is something we all should be part of.

Helen McCrory

#8. I'm a really cautious person, so I don't let myself get into near-death experiences. I'm not into the idea of skydiving or anything.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

#9. As a rule, the man who can do all things equally well is a very mediocre individual.

Elbert Hubbard

#10. Be merry all, be merry all,
With holly dress the festive hall;
Prepare the song, the feast, the ball,
To welcome merry Christmas.

William Spencer