Wake Up And Thank God Quotes

#1. Every morning I wake up and thank God that I don't believe in him.

Mike Malloy

#2. I was a very self-righteous 15-25 year old. Anyway, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm not a kid anymore.

Annie Baker

#3. I just thank God when I wake up every day.

Cilla Black

#4. I wake up every morning and say to myself, Well, I'm still in New York. Thank you, God.

Ed Koch

#5. I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!

Sophie Kinsella

#6. I wake up every morning and thank God I live in a country where all of this is possible. Where you have the Yankee ingenuity to roll up your sleeves, get a band of people who believe in something and go for it and make it happen. It doesn't happen anywhere else.

Brian Binnie

#7. When I wake up, I always thank God. I'm grateful for another day, and he's allowed me this tiny thing that we should be appreciative of.

LaToya Jackson

#8. Now everything is always getting better. Every morning when I wake up, I thank God that I'm not waking up in a hospital anymore and that I have the most supportive family and friends ever.

Amy Rankin

#9. When I wake up every morning, I thank God for the new day.

F. Sionil Jose

#10. Most biologists, (says Vogel, 1981) seem to have heard of the boundary layer, but they have a fuzzy notion that it is a discrete region, rather than the discrete notion that it is a fuzzy region.

Bill Mollison

#11. If you're going to play a cowboy, show up with the horse at the audition

Elia Kazan

#12. Do I wake up every day and thank God that I live in 21st-century Britain? Of course not. But from time to time, I recognise it as an unfathomable privilege.

Robert Webb

#13. Oh, why had the Labyrinth brought me here?
As soon as I thought this, I chided myself: Of course it would bring me where I least wanted to be. Austin had been wrong about the maze. It was still evil, designed to kill. It was just a little subtler about its homicides now.

Rick Riordan

#14. The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#15. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEEING ME GAVE YOU QUITE A START?"
"Yes?"
"I GAVE YOU QUITE A STOP.

Terry Pratchett

#16. On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.

Zakk Wylde

#17. I do think once I get into expectations, I've just trained myself. I've just trained myself to just move on to the next.

Eva Mendes

#18. Beautiful cities have a treacherous nature.

Pat Conroy

#19. You ask 'Are you a man or a demon?' Neither, I say. I have woken up, and the rest of you are sleeping, and that is the only difference between us.

Aravind Adiga

#20. Life is so much easier than you think it is, and as you come to understand the way life works, and the power you have inside you, you will experience the magic of life in its fullness.

Rhonda Byrne

#21. Thank God Ben had been there to wake her.
But then, when hadn't he been there? It was she that kept pushing him away. Even as a kid, before his adoration of her had turned into a full-blown crush, she'd kept him at arm's length.

Joe DeRouen

#22. Believe and faith in God makes all things possible.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#23. Every morning when I first wake up, I thank God I do not get as much government as I pay for.

Steve Krupnik