Waist Bag Quotes

#1. Where have you been?" he asked slowly.

"Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better than Mexico City's.

Kevin Sylvester

#2. What'll Geoffrey do when you pull off your First, my child?" demanded Miss Haydock.
"Well, Eve
it will be awkward if I do that. Poor lamb! I shall have to make him believe I only did it by looking fragile and pathetic at the viva.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#3. She found fault with every dish put in front if her, including the salt, which she declared was not salty enough.

Terry Pratchett

#4. Getting to play superheros is a pretty good job.

Shawn Ashmore

#5. I've had a number of near misses during my travels that in retrospect seem of greater concern than they did at the time. I guess that is what happens with age.

John Prendergast

#6. We have received no single argument in favour of this document except political pressure. No link has been established between carbon dioxide emissions and climate change. No other objective facts have been presented in recent time. The IPCC's reports in 1990 and 1995 show it clearly.

Andrey Illarionov

#7. COINS are for LAZY PEOPLE to DECIDE and for WISE MEN to INVEST.

Shaikh Mustafa

#8. I walk by, seeing myself walk by on a bag, someone's hands gripping the paper handles above my neck, my curved waist, my gleam of sweat, me, half a block away, and think, you don't know self-fragmentation until it's staring you in the face.

Chris Campanioni

#9. Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

Cheech Marin

#10. Remember Whose You Are.

Kelly L. Ward

#11. The mind of man is more intuitive than logical, and comprehends more than it can coordinate.

Luc De Clapiers

#12. People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of weapons at their waist. Or maybe because William opened a bag of Doritos and ate while he shopped. Hard to tell.

Gena Showalter