Vorspiel Quotes

#1. I should like balls infinitely better," she replied, "if they were carried on in a different manner."
"You should like balls infinitely better," said Darcy, "if you knew the first thing about them.

Seth Grahame-Smith

#2. Literature is the effort of man to indemnify himself for the wrongs of his condition.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3. That was terribly thoughtless of you. What good is having friends if they don't put you in mortal peril every once in a while?

Brandon Sanderson

#4. And I can say this, most of the people who have recorded my songs are songwriters themselves.

Smokey Robinson

#5. When I did Sean Penn's movie, I think I was living in, like, a $500-a-month room, and someone called me up or bumped into me and asked me if I'd come up to work for a day. That sort of got me going a little bit. But it wasn't until Sin City [2005] that I kind of got back into the game.

Mickey Rourke

#6. If you want to attain moksha (ultimate liberation), then you cannot give unsolicited advice. Give advice only when it is asked for. In order to give advice, you have to become the chief!

Dada Bhagwan

#7. I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

Al Yankovic

#8. If a man is going to be an American at all let him be so without any qualifying adjectives, and if he is going to be something else, let him drop the word American from his personal description.

Henry Cabot Lodge

#9. In his 1865 lecture on "Value, Price and Profit," Marx illustrated luxury consumption as money "wasted on flunkeys, horses, cats and so forth." It is some measure of progress that the general population can now afford to keep cats.

Anonymous