Vonnegut Slapstick Quotes

#1. Revolutions are won with blood, not words.

Alexandra Bracken

#2. For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, "Run run run run run," and took off, pulling me behind her.

John Green

#3. I used to sing lullabies to voodoo dolls I kept in a chapel. Clearly, I have no place judging you." -Lucus

Kira Saito

#4. Teaching is the perpetual end and office of all things. Teaching, instruction is the main design that shines through the sky and earth.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. Prayer was more important to Jesus than food.

Ron Kincaid

#6. Standing among all those tiny, wavering lights, I felt as though I were God, up to my knees in the Milky Way.

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. For monarchy to work, one man must be wise. For democracy to work, a majority of the people must be wise. Which is more likely?

Charles Maurras

#8. At the beginning of every role I take, I have to start from basics and build it up. It's like a new construction.

Kim Cattrall

#9. Lonesome, no more!

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#10. But the reality is that the police serve a certain function, to maintain a certain status quo, and that's one of the things that the movie is about, because it basically gives you three options for looking at the police, as symbolized by Dave Brown.

Oren Moverman

#11. I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.

Andrea Portes

#12. The lawyer's assistant, who was scribbling down notes, lit right up. "Magic is supposed to affect electricity like that. I've read that wizards can't be in the same room with things like computers and stuff." I knew where she'd read that. I bit my

Patricia Briggs

#13. Just so you know, this is the last time I ever trust you," I say.
"But you're so cute all covered in snow."
"Shut up and help me find my ski." We search through the powder for a while, but don't locate my missing ski. After ten fruitless minutes I'm convinced that the mountain has eaten it.

Cynthia Hand

#14. And how did we
then face the odds,
of man's rude slapstick,
yes, and God's?
Quite at home and unafraid,
Thank-you,
in a game
our dreams remade.

Kurt Vonnegut