Voice With Helium Quotes

#1. A scientist worthy of a lab coat should be able to make original discoveries while wearing a clown suit, or give a lecture in a high squeaky voice from inhaling helium. It is written nowhere in the math of probability theory that one may have no fun.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#2. If life wasn't going to be like a Hollywood film, there was only one option: fuck life and rent the film instead.

Scarlett Thomas

#3. You have opened a new chapter in the relations of the American and Chinese people ... I am confident that this beginning of our friendship will certainly meet with majority support of our two peoples.

Zhou Enlai

#4. To breed up the son to common sense is evermore the parent's least expense.

John Dryden

#5. Just a second of her laughter can get me through the darkest day.

Megan Bostic

#6. I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Stewart Francis

#7. There is helium in his tone of voice, a lightness that means mischief.

Augusten Burroughs

#8. Do you know most of the Jewish songs have the same trend of sadness as Negro spirituals?

Mahalia Jackson

#9. I can readily conceive of a man without hands or feet; and I could conceive of him without a head, if experience had not taught me that by this he thinks, Thought then, is the essence of man, and without this we cannot conceive of him.

Blaise Pascal

#10. Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.

Christopher Moore