Vogon Quotes

#1. The average Vogon will not think twice before doing something so pointlessly hideous to you that you will wish you had never been born - or (if you are a clearer minded thinker) that the Vogon had never been born.

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#2. You can't throw us into space," yelled Ford, "we're trying to write a book." "Resistance is useless!" shouted the Vogon guard back at him. It was the first phrase he'd learned when he joined the Vogon Guard Corps.

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#3. But thanks for taking an interest," said the Vogon guard. "Bye now.

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#4. Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy - not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous.

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#5. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

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#6. I have detected disturbances in the wash.'
'The wash?'
'The space-time wash.'
'Are we talking about some sort of Vogon laundromat, or what are we talking about?'
'Eddies in the space-time continuum.'
'Ah ... is he. Is he.'
'What?'
'Er, who is Eddy, then, exactly?

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#7. So the hours are pretty good then?' he resumed.
The Vogon stared down at him as sluggish thoughts moiled around in the murky depths.
Yeah,' he said, 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

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#8. On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.

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#9. Groop I implore thee," continued the merciless Vogon, "my foonting turlingdromes.

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#10. I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it.

Duncan Hines

#11. Men are destined to love woman, not to expect love but just to love them.

M. T. Panchal

#12. I like the fact people consider me unique, one of a kind.

Pau Gasol

#13. Self-defenses mean self-defense, period. It leave nothing out.

Bohdi Sanders

#14. I can already feel some things slipping through my fingers like sand and water, like artifacts and poems, like everything you want to hold on to and can't.

Ally Condie

#15. I wasn't star struck, but you know you're in the game when you're eye-to-eye with Nicki Minaj. It means you made it.

Slim Jimmy

#16. Everything barbarians do is nothing, no matter how loudly they insist it's something.

Dean Koontz

#17. Conservatism is rooted in preservation; progressivism advances alteration. These are different love languages. These languages turn on your view of change itself: When you think of America, do you see a country struggling to be maintained or one striving to be made better?

Charles M. Blow

#18. My favorite body part? My feet. They're not pretty, but they get me where I want to go.

Patricia Heaton

#19. I am not nostalgic for the past.

Christian Lacroix

#20. As a kid I had a crush on Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch.

Judd Nelson