Vladimir Zhirinovsky Quotes

#1. We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops ... and force migratory birds to stay where they are.

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#2. The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values.

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#3. Perfect is a dream that you wake up from and spend forever trying to remember.

Joseph Eastwood

#4. The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite.

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#5. I think that where it came from and the initial birth of it - it did come out of a jam at Bruno's studio, you know? He was playing drums. And Jeff Bhasker, who co-produced the record with us, is on synths, and I was playing bass.

Mark Ronson

#6. When you make the obvious mysterious, then the mysterious becomes unavailable.

Walter Darby Bannard

#7. Influence, people think about it as someone you like but influence is also what you're revolted by. In fact, often it's what you're running away from.

Marc Ribot

#8. We'll limit in all ways the work of religious faiths which are foreign to us.

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#9. I would send the complete works of Johann Sebastian Bach into outer space on the Voyager spacecraft. But that would be boasting.

Lewis Thomas

#10. There is no such thing as Russian fascism. You won't find a single Russian who considers Russians to be a superior race and who advocate expulsion of aliens.

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#11. I had a vision with which I might have saved my people, but I had not the strength to do it.

Black Elk

#12. I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.

James Frecheville

#13. It's monstrous that Europe, which is fighting for human rights, refused seriously sick Slobodan Milosevic treatment.

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#14. Russia is an Eastern Orthodox country.

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#15. Military police is very timely for our army.

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#16. We knew you were hurting," Gelert said. "But sometimes - that idiom about being there for somebody, actually just means to be there. Doing anything, saying anything, sometimes you know it'll hurt them worse than just being quiet, and being close.

Diane Duane

#17. Why is it that, next to the birthday of the Savior of the world, your most joyous and most venerated festival returns on this day (the 4th of July)? Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior?.

John Quincy Adams

#18. The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

H.G.Wells

#19. Spirits are all equal.

David V. Gaggin

#20. Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous.

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#21. Europe has united, China is growing speedily and Russia possesses immense power in terms of fuel resources. The US administration cannot do anything about it.

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#22. I didn't sign any contracts, and I didn't see any oil.

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#23. Political impotence is finished. Today is the beginning of the orgasm. All the people, I promise you, will feel the orgasm of next year's presidential election.

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#24. The West will have to choose: either to come to terms with Russians, or to receive a retaliatory blow. This retaliatory blow will not be by means of war. We will resort to the same weapon: nationalism.

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#25. We'll surely stop the work of all western Christian and eastern religions, and also Islam.

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#26. I believe in full freedom for Christians of all denominations.

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#27. I am not a scary movie/book kind of gal.

Jolene Purdy

#28. We don't need this religious cosmopolitanism. It's no good.

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#29. I'm against the capturing of Eastern Orthodox temples.

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#30. Love is like the senses of the body.
Imagine you are blind, you can see an object using touch. You can feel around it and see it mentally.
Now imagine you can't feel, but can see. You can't feel what you see.
You may see love, but not feel love. When you feel love, you also so see it.

Blake McCormick

#31. I mean, in general, the danger is from Oriental faiths and Islam.

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#32. One should not seek those who do not wish to be found.

Melissa De La Cruz

#33. There is no problem with the opening of new houses of prayer for Lutherans and Pentecostals.

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#34. You will treat yourself and others according to the way you think God feels about you.

Jack Frost

#35. The civilized world needs to think about a decision when single politicians are not allowed to stay in power.

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#36. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

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#37. If Russia rises, it means that the USA falls down.

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#38. Let Catholics build their own churches and works.

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#39. And, for instance, Baptists, Adventists, Lutherans, Pentecostals - let them exist on line with others.

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#40. I've never signed any contract and never received a cent from Iraq.

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#41. The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.

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#42. The only thing I oppose is persecuting of Eastern Orthodox priests and temples.

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