Virally Mediated Quotes

#1. Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!

P.G. Wodehouse

#2. He was taught to focus on more than one thing at once, so he didn't have to tell her to stop to get her home safely. Not unless her hand dropped to his cock, in which case they might have a real problem. They didn't really cover cock teasing in combination with combat driving.

Joey W. Hill

#3. The future will be different if we make the present different.

Peter Maurin

#4. I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

Bob Uecker

#5. No one ever confides a secret to one person only. No one destroys all copies of a document.

Renata Adler

#6. Why dwell on negative thoughts? When you can think positively.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. Time engaged working on your own goals and dreams, is time spent as the richest person in the world.

Garry Fitchett

#8. Quotes are like prompts. A way of searching, connecting the dots.

Masha Tupitsyn

#9. Anybody who is an ambitious politician would never ever aspire to a Vice Presidency. And yet, people find themselves in that position, and so, therein lies the rub.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

#10. What people want is big government that they don't have to pay for.

Timothy Noah

#11. To desire Him to be merciful to us is to acknowledge Him as God. To seek His pity when we deserve no pity is to ask Him to be just with a justice so holy that it knows no evil and shows mercy to everyone who does not fly from Him in despair.

Thomas Merton