Versagting Quotes

#1. I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I'm super OCD, so everything is clean.

Kendall Jenner

#3. The Legislature of Lower Canada, consisting chiefly of Roman Catholics, could hardly be expected to support a church which they were taught to consider heretical, and in Upper Canada the scanty means at the disposal of the Government, precluded all hope.

John Strachan

#4. It is our peculiar punishment that we know things change and we want this to be otherwise.

Sallie Tisdale

#5. His experience, there was darkness everywhere human beings gathered.

Blake Crouch

#6. What I say is what I say, I don't always say the right thing, I don't always say the politically correct thing. I don't have any regrets about that.

Bruce Willis

#7. I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things.

Joe Mantegna

#8. The purpose is so important that for it someone must sacrifice more than their life - they must sacrifice their honour and their good name. Are you ready for such a sacrifice?

Viktor Shel

#9. If a birth is the fall-out from the explosion caused by the union of two unstable elements, then perhaps a half-life is all we can expect.

Salman Rushdie

#10. When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

Red Barber

#11. I strongly support SNAP and will continue to urge my colleagues in Congress to provide adequate funding to this important program.

Dan Maffei

#12. We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

Mark Twain

#13. Absolute certainity might seem comforting, but is actually proof that you've given up

Kirsten Beyer