Vaunda Schwanke Quotes

#1. Who is so fancy, esoterica saves the day?
Who is the Yogi, Namaste?

Kristen Henderson

#2. Girl I don't wanna share you
We could be together, but you scared to
I ain't gonna leave you
My people tell me I should
And when I blow I hope you know
That I could have any girl I choose
But as time goes by, baby all I'm gonna want is you

Mac Miller

#3. In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

Mooji

#4. Oh you dear companions
Electric bells of the stations song of the reapers
Butcher's sleigh regiment of unnumbered streets
Cavalry of bridges nights livid with alcohol
The cities I've seen lived like mad women
(The Voyager)

Pierre Albert-Birot

#5. This is the way a civilized society begins to devour itself. By allowing our political leaders and law enforcement officials to scapegoat one segment of our population - to turn innocent people into targets of suspicion, into the enemy - we demean all that is good and decent about our nation.

Arsalan Iftikhar

#6. If only everyone could know we've been created by and for God! If only we could all comprehend that we're precious to Him, housing mirrored souls designed to reflect His glory.

Louie Giglio

#7. The miller's hefty wife, Madam Weber, already armed with a pitchfork, insisted on joining the fight, and because she appeared more intimidating than most of us men, we instantly welcomed her to our bloodthirsty ranks.

Carsten Jensen

#8. Voters quickly forget what a man says.

Richard M. Nixon

#9. For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Janeane Garofalo

#10. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

Hunter S. Thompson

#11. As small, quick, foolproof cameras became generally available, moreover, the camera has been used so much and so flabbily by so many people that it has acted as a sort of contraceptive on the ability to see.

James Agee

#12. I don't think you can discriminate against budgets, you know? I'm an actor, I guess, so I'm just trying to play as many characters as I can. If there's a character I think I can play, and they're going to let me do it, I'll do it whether it's $10 or $1 million or more.

Ryan Gosling

#13. The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not.

Roz Chast