Vassey Quotes

#1. Notice the small things. The rewards are inversely proportional.

Liz Vassey

#2. Absence makes the heart growl, "Find her.

Kirk Diedrich

#3. I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.

Liz Vassey

#4. My biggest turn-on has to be brains, intelligence.

Liz Vassey

#5. Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

Maya Rudolph

#6. Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she's passionate about food, you'll most likely be fortunate in other venues.

Liz Vassey

#7. You don't look strong enough to trouble nobody around here ... We grow our own troubles
it would be a novelty to have some we ain't already used to.

Larry McMurtry

#8. Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.

Liz Vassey

#9. I don't mind a gut. In fact, I would prefer a guy to have a gut than be too built.

Liz Vassey

#10. I have a thing for men's boxer briefs and a tank top. If I'm wearing them, I'm a happy gal.

Liz Vassey

#11. Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

Ambrose Bierce

#12. You are the agent of power in your sex life, even if what you want is to relinquish your power and agency while you're having sex. You can take that power back at any moment.
Which means, of course, that you always had it.

Cheryl Strayed

#13. So in a way, capitalism was a method for people to keep connected. That kind of glued people together, gave them a better way of getting one another to do things than just using flat-out force.

Chris Weitz

#14. Concerns over what others may think are an unnecessary burden.

Steven Redhead

#15. There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic.

Liz Vassey

#16. I've been acting professionally since I was 15 years old, and after a while, you get really tired of people telling you one thing and then doing another.

Liz Vassey