Vanzini Quotes

#1. To survive there, you need the ambition of a Latin-American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor, and the physical stamina of a cow pony.

Billie Burke

#2. Most women indulge in idle gossip, which is the henchman of rumor and scandal.

Octave Feuillet

#3. Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. There is a joke about a commuter who's on his way to work when he gets a call on his mobile phone from his wife. "Be careful, honey," she says. "They just said on the radio that there's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the freeway." "One maniac?" he replies; "There are thousands of them!

Steven Pinker

#5. But, when you have to resort to turntables, trick lights, flashing lights, fire and all that, you're actually saying, I need this because what I do is not all that together.

Buddy Rich

#6. If I had a real horse," she said out loud to nobody, "I would not have to convince people that she should have a birthday party.

Day Jamison

#7. I want you to be honest with me. Even if it hurts. Although I would prefer for it not to hurt.

David Levithan

#8. And to every waiting heart that will make the sacrifice, and give up everything, and give time to cry and pray to God, the answer will come. The blessing is not far off. Our God delights in helping us. He will enable us to perfect, not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, what was begun in the Spirit.

Andrew Murray

#9. The crow does not hide its prey, but calls for others to share it;So wealth will be with those of a like disposition.

Thiruvalluvar

#10. A man's life may stagnate as literally as water may stagnate, and just as motion and direction are the remedy for one, so purpose and activity are the remedy for the other.

John Burroughs