Top 14 Van Vleck Quotes
#1. The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.
Dr. Seuss
#2. I remarked to Dennis that easily half the code I was writing in Multics was error recovery code. He said, "We left all that stuff out of Unix. If there's an error, we have this routine called panic, and when it is called, the machine crashes, and you holler down the hall, 'Hey, reboot it.'"
Tom Van Vleck
#3. Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
Tom Van Vleck
#4. hoping that everything would go back to normal after the Capital Report broadcast the names. I
Kiera Cass
#5. Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Tom Van Vleck
#7. I ask people what piece they are on the chessboard. And some people say 'I'm the king' or 'I'm the knight.' And then they ask me what piece I am, and I say, 'I'm no piece. I take the position of God.'
RZA
#8. I used to be normal. Then, I met you."
"Pfft. There you go, blaming me for your mental hang-ups again," she said. "Besides, normal is boring."
"Yeah. You've shown me that, too.
Kelli Jean
#9. Disappointing cakes have often been sitting out too long. They should last just long enough to have the last pieces the next morning with coffee - who doesn't love cake with coffee?
Tom Douglas
#10. I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.
Kellyn Roth
#11. You learn something every day, unless you're careful.
Tom Van Vleck
#12. One can still say that quantum mechanics is the key to understanding magnetism. When one enters the first room with this key there are unexpected rooms beyond, but it is always the master key that unlocks each door.
John H. Van Vleck
#13. Jesus never wrote a book; never went outside his country. His only legacy was to never compromise the good. And it was more than enough for the world.
Psyche Roxas-Mendoza
#14. Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Tom Van Vleck
