Vampire Masquerade Quotes

#1. You're like the girl who left her shadow in the drawer, but when she went to get it, it wasn't there.

Wayne Shorter

#2. Oh." Dad frowns. "Why hasn't Annabel been teaching you how to walk in heels? I thought we had an agreement: I teach you how to be cool and she trains you how to be a girl."
I stare at him in silence. This explains so much.

Holly Smale

#3. I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

Jim Butcher

#4. I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who'd rather avoid them.

Rachel Hartman

#5. The Vampire Masquerade
Mask of jewels across a pale face
Disguise the evil that makes no mistakes
Drops of red blood on delicate white lace
The body lies still and only time awaits.

S.L. Ross

#6. I have Asperger's; what's your excuse?
- Ben Sheldon

Rachel Fershleiser

#7. The honest-to-goodness answer is that Twitter tells me everything, and I have calluses on my fingers from all the mouse-clicking.

Josh Groban

#8. I think the response I get to one 'New Yorker' cover outweighs five books that I publish.

Adrian Tomine

#9. Whatever the truth is, I don't see how it will help me get food on the table.

Suzanne Collins

#10. The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.

Joan Rivers

#11. New York is the thing that seduced me.

Patti Smith