Vampire Defense Quotes

#1. You can't educate people that are not healthy. But you certainly can't keep them healthy if they're not educated.

Joycelyn Elders

#2. The cattle are lowing
The baby awakes
But the little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#3. I saw many aspects of the country which I needed to see in order that I might know what we need to do.

Aung San Suu Kyi

#4. I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack.

Richelle Mead

#5. Wal-mart started selling "Vampire Home Defense Kits", including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.

Molly Harper

#6. I'm not even pissed at the rumormongers. I'm pissed at whoever invented the Internet and handed the assholes in the world a platform on which to spew their venom.

Elle Kennedy

#7. It is much easier not to write like a man than to write like a woman.

Samuel Johnson

#8. I do not expect I shall ever again have the opportunity of defending and murdering a client in the same day. - Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Seth Grahame-Smith

#9. The average result has to be the average result. By definition, everybody can't beat the market. As I always say, the iron rule of life is that only 20% of the people can be in the top fifth. That's just the way it is.

Charlie Munger

#10. I felt less like Cinderella and more like used drywall. Perpetually screwed.

Sonya Bateman

#11. Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away ... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Calvin Trillin

#12. I've learned I'm not lying by not saying anything, so I just don't say it anymore.

Pink

#13. He then reaches a new low. Without warning, he is suddenly set upon by a bear.

P.J. Hetherhouse

#14. To increase our objectivity, we must learn to switch off the mini-movies. Objectivity requires us to be mindful, present in the moment, and experiencing what is happening without judgment.

Elizabeth Thornton

#15. If you don't let technology help you, if you resist good ideas, you condemn yourself to dinosaurhood.

Yann Martel

#16. I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature soaps and treats his hookers real nice.

Slash

#17. I don't want to tell people what they should think.

Aasif Mandvi