Top 100 Valdez Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Valdez

#1. Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez

#2. The Exxon Valdez spill triggered a swift and strong response that changed policies about shipping, about double-hulled construction. A number of laws came into place.

Sylvia Earle

#3. Leo's voice boomed over the loudspeaker: SURRENDER! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ONE SPANKING HOT WAR MACHINE! The giant Enceladus howled in outrage. "Valdez!" WHAT'S UP, ENCHILADAS? Leo's voice roared back. NICE DAGGER IN YOUR FOREHEAD.

Rick Riordan

#4. I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

Rick Riordan

#5. When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon!

Alexandra Paul

#6. Valdez," said Coach Hedge with surprising gentleness. "Let me take the wheel. You've been steering for two hours."
"Two hours?"
"Yeah. Give me the wheel."
"Coach?"
"Yeah, kid?"
"I can't unclench my hands.

Rick Riordan

#7. Team Leo!~ Leo valdez

Rick Riordan

#8. Should we consider the Exxon Valdez spill a "success," since it boosted GDP? ========== Culture Jam:

Anonymous

#9. I dont like to think. it interfers with being nuts
leo valdez

Rick Riordan

#10. Leo unfurled the little strip of paper. It read: THAT'S YOUR REQUEST? SERIOUSLY? (OVER) On the back, the paper said: YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE: TWELVE, JUPITER, ORION, DELTA, THREE, THETA, OMEGA. (WREAK VENGEANCE UPON GAEA, LEO VALDEZ.)

Rick Riordan

#11. My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

James Woods

#12. The eidolons started pounding on the door.
'Who is it?' Leo called.
'Valdez!'
'Valdez who?

Rick Riordan

#13. Leo: "I can't believe I thought you were hot."
Khione's face turned red. "Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold, Leo Valdez. Very, very cold.

Rick Riordan

#14. Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!! Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero

Rick Riordan

#15. We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split."
Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?

Rick Riordan

#16. Shut up, Valdez." Frank gave him a bear hug. "And be careful." "Ribs," Leo squeaked. "Sorry." Annabeth and Percy wished them good luck. Then Percy excused himself to go throw up.

Rick Riordan

#17. Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, ESPERANZA VALDEZ!" His

Rick Riordan

#18. Leo Valdez!" the spirit howled. "Open this gate or I will kill you!"
"A fair and generous offer!" Leo said.

Rick Riordan

#19. Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione] said. "I have sent him to a place from which he can never return.

Rick Riordan

#20. Laughter is a good way to hide pain"- Leo Valdez

Rick Riordan

#21. Piper patted his shoulder. Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie.

Rick Riordan

#22. I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts - Leo Valdez

Rick Riordan

#23. Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. "Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?"
She [Hera] crossed her arms and sighed in exasperation. "Don't inspect me like I'm one of your machines, Leo Valdez. Get me out of here!

Rick Riordan

#24. Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do.

Rick Riordan

#25. Leo waited while the fish centaur put away his supplies. Aphros's lobster-claw horns kept swimming around in his thick hair, and Leo had to resist the urge to try and rescue them.

Rick Riordan

#26. Be she alewife,
fishmonger, washerwoman, or whore; the woman who fucks my whole cock shall I take to church's
door.

Lisa Valdez

#27. When you start at the beginning of your career [that] was really focused on your own needs and obstacles, and ultimately you realize you're not really doing it for yourself.

Luis Valdez

#28. Yeah, join you. Right. Until you get bored of me and turn me into a Leosicle? Lady, nobody messes with my dragon and gets away with it. I can't believe I thought you were hot.

Rick Riordan

#29. Want to hit Leo?
That is understandable
Hunk muffin earned it

Rick Riordan

#30. My children ain't the only thing I love. If I was allowed, I reckon I'd love myself, too.

Dolen Perkins-Valdez

#31. Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?

Jeff Valdez

#32. Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake.

Rick Riordan

#33. However, I am accustomed to not having what I want.

Lisa Valdez

#34. Shut up, me" Leo said out loud.
"What?" Piper asked.
"Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool.

Rick Riordan

#35. Leo: "So ... giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
Piper: "Is that another joke?

Rick Riordan

#36. Hello, Hazel Levesque.

Rick Riordan

#37. I'm coming back for you Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear on the river Styx.

Rick Riordan

#38. [Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil.
"Go on, Professor Grace!" he said, wide-eyed. "I wanna get an A on the test.

Rick Riordan

#39. That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.

Rick Riordan

#40. People of Earth, I come in peace!

Rick Riordan

#41. No!" Leo yelled.
"Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor.
"Piper!" Jason cried.
"Monkey!" Frank yelled.
"Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs."
"Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs.

Rick Riordan

#42. We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister

Rick Riordan

#43. Will they cower?' Kym asked.

'Tons of cowering! Plus your name in the summer programme. A custom-designed banner. A cabin at Camp Half-Blood. Two shrines. I'll even throw in a Kymopoleia action figure.'

'No!' Polybotes wailed. 'Not merchandising rights!

Rick Riordan

#44. She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

Rick Riordan

#45. No Statue of Liberty ever greeted our arrival in this country ... we did not, in fact, come to the United States at all. The United States came to us.

Luis Valdez

#46. Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.
Leo: Rainbows, ponies ...
Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

Rick Riordan

#47. I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe ... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?

Rick Riordan

#48. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus - only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Rick Riordan

#49. As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike's chariot.

Rick Riordan

#50. You're that lady," Leo said. "The one who was named after Caribbean music."
Her eyes glinted murderously. "Caribbean music."
"Yeah. Reggae?" Leo shook his head. "Merengue? Hold on, I'll get it."
He snapped his fingers. "Calypso!

Rick Riordan

#51. He'd heard about people who ascended too quickly and developed nitrogen bubbles in their blood. Leo wanted to avoid carbonated blood.

Rick Riordan

#52. Never mind," Leo said. "I'm pretty sure pi is, uh, 3.1415 blah blah blah. The number goes on forever, but the sphere has only five rings, so that should be enough, if I'm right."
"And if you're not?" Frank asked.
"Well, then, Leo fall down, go boom. Let's find out!

Rick Riordan

#53. The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.

Rick Riordan

#54. Look, lady, we're not going to go all HUNGER GAMES on each other. Isn't going to happen.

Rick Riordan

#55. He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso.

Rick Riordan

#56. BEHOLD THE CHEDDAR!" [Leo] announced. "ALL HAIL THE CHEESE CONQUERORS!

Rick Riordan

#57. Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex.

Rick Riordan

#58. Anyway, I'm glad you found her. (Calypso) You promised to find a way back to her, and I just wanted to say that if we do survive all this, I'll do anything to help you. Thats a promise I will keep.

Rick Riordan

#59. One basketball to rule them all.

Rick Riordan

#60. A lot of the public responses are based on the prejudices and ignorance, they've been inherited from previous generations. California has always been a multicultural state, but the thing is, you've got to open your eyes and people in general need to get over their own prejudices.

Luis Valdez

#61. It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive."
"Oh." Suddenly Leo didn't look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. "I mean ... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this.

Rick Riordan

#62. Upon occasion, we misunderstand ourselves, or we lose faith. Whichever the case, we say things we think are true, only to find they are not.

Lisa Valdez

#63. God gave woman a clitoris
a small little bit of flesh with only one purpose
transcendent sexual pleasure. So how is it that some people believe God and sex shouldn't be in the same sentence?

Lisa Valdez

#64. Passion: "Your profile ought to be pressed upon a coin."
Mark: "Your body ought to be pressed upon mine.

Lisa Valdez

#65. All aboard for one last trip.

Rick Riordan

#66. Oh, yeah?" Leo growled. "Well, maybe you got the smoke, buddy, but I've got the fire.

Rick Riordan

#67. Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!"
"Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed.

Rick Riordan

#68. The woman had told the truth. The flowers were the color of sunset. And not the yellowish tinge of a lazy sun either, but the intense orange of a sun refusing to set on anyone else's terms.

Dolen Perkins-Valdez

#69. I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

Rick Riordan

#70. Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

Rick Riordan

#71. Piper gripped his hand and followed him, "If I fall, you're catching me." "Uh, sure." Jason hoped he wasn't blushing.
Leo stepped out next. "You're catching me, too, Superman. But I ain't holding your hand.

Rick Riordan

#72. Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us - long-range radar, still not in sight."
Piper leaned over the console. "Are you sure they're Roman?"
Leo rolled his eyes. "No, Pipes. It could be a random group of giant eagles flying in perfect formation. Of course they're Roman!

Rick Riordan

#73. Akmon squealed with delight. I knew you were as smart as Hercules! I will call you Black Bottom, the Sequel!

Rick Riordan

#74. Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?

Rick Riordan

#75. Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun."
"Fun" she said unhappily.
"Blue elephants."
"Blue elephants."
"Kiss me you fool."
"You fool.

Rick Riordan

#76. You can't burn me.

Rick Riordan

#77. My Sleeping Beauty ~ I kissed you, but you did not wake. I find this strange for I know I am your prince.

Lisa Valdez

#78. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Jeff Valdez

#79. When life expectancy hit 95 years of age, married people around the world shouted, "Enough!" And just like that, the institution of marriage was reinvented.

Katherine Valdez

#80. You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Rick Riordan

#81. He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing.

Rick Riordan

#82. Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.

Rick Riordan

#83. Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!"
"Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak.

Rick Riordan

#84. Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug.
"Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps!

Rick Riordan

#85. Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?!

Rick Riordan

#86. It's absolutely essential for every generation to capture that social responsibility. Injustice grows like weeds. The injustices of the world are like weeds, and if you do nothing they'll choke your whole garden, man.

Luis Valdez

#87. Plans if you were going to go with this woman? come here.

Dolen Perkins-Valdez

#88. This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... "
"Repair boy."
"Very funny, Piper.

Rick Riordan

#89. Gods of Olympus." Piper stared at Leo. "What happened to you?"
His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on his forehead, a lipstick mark on his cheek, tattoos all over his arms, and a T-shirt that read HOT STUFF, BAD BOY, and TEAM LEO.
"Long story," he said.

Rick Riordan

#90. At the ed of the hall stood a walnut door with a bronze plaque:
ASCLEPIUS
MD, DMD, DME, DC, DVS, FAAN, OMG, EMT, TTYL, FRCP, ME, IOU, OD, OT, PHARMD, BAMF, RN, PHD, INC., SMH
There may have been more acronyms in the list, but by that point Leo's brain had exploded.

Rick Riordan

#91. I'm all about doing the impossible.

Rick Riordan

#92. The library (in the migrant community) I grew up in was my only link to the outside world.

Luis Valdez

#93. I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.

Rick Riordan

#94. Lei had recently discovered how to change the display, like the Times Square JumboTron,so now the banner read: Merry Christmas! All your presents belong to Leo!

Rick Riordan