Vacation Bible Quotes

#1. If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

Norman Ralph Augustine

#2. I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.

Paul Begala

#3. They could see she was a real Princess and no question about it, now that she had felt one pea all the way through twenty mattresses and twenty more feather beds. Nobody but a Princess could be so delicate.

Hans Christian Andersen

#4. Church was a requirement - there was no choice in the matter; so was vacation bible school. Gospel has been in me since I was a kid.

Queen Latifah

#5. The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.

Robert Downey Jr.

#6. To a mother, a child is everything; but to a child, a parent is only a link in the chain of her existence.

Benjamin Disraeli

#7. You'll get used to it. In the end you won't even notice it anymore," he said.
"How is that possible? It will always be there, right before my eyes."
"Exactly," said Mattia. "Which is precisely why you won't see it anymore.

Paolo Giordano

#8. The reality is that the fewer children a congregation has, the more important an outreach ministry for children and families like Vacation Bible School is.

Dr. Steve R. Parr

#9. Every guitarist I would cross paths with would tell me that I should have a flashy guitar, whatever the latest fashion model was, and I used to say, 'Why? Mine works, doesn't it? It's a piece of wood and six strings, and it works.'

Angus Young

#10. Serengeti Trek Vacation Bible School 05, where kids are wild about God!.

Christopher Cross

#11. She brought me closer to God than ten
summers of Vacation Bible School.

LaToya Hankins