Uvula Touching Quotes

#1. Whatever be the ground of one's distress, it should drive him to, not from God.

John Flavel

#2. I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

Tommy Chong

#3. I don't think people should be primarily concerned with money or material success. They should be concerned with doing that which is right and being in harmony with the way of life.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Paradise is at your own center; unless you find it there, there is no way to enter.

Angelus Silesius

#5. When it comes time for punishment for our sins, surely it's only the person who's done wrong who's expected to pay?"
Sister Agnes smiled, "Not even them, if they've accepted the Savior.

Elizabeth Ludwig

#6. The bottom line is I've never had anybody bark at me in a mall with malicious intent. Everybody who barks at the kid from Cleveland is to let him know, "I know who you are." It's always a positive thing.

Arsenio Hall

#7. Heartbreak is funny to everyone but the heartbroken.

Jeffrey Eugenides