Urraco Quotes

#1. I like getting requests from audience members.

Steve Forbert

#2. A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

Henny Youngman

#3. I have yet to see a genius or a hero who, if stuck with a burning match, would feel less pain than his undistinguished average brother.

Ayn Rand

#4. Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Oscar Wilde

#5. Before they knew it, Ormsby Island would become a paranormal attraction like Waverly Hills or Houghton Mansion or the Whaley House. The place would be crawling with people anxious to catch a ghost on camera or audio.

Hunter Shea

#6. And if the best toys do end up in the hands of those who've never forgotten that life itself is an act of war against intelligent opponents, what does that say about a race whose machines travel between the stars?

Peter Watts

#7. Wisdom is essential in a president, the appearance of wisdom will do in a candidate.

Eric Sevareid

#8. I'm in pain but I'm confident I'll feel better tomorrow,

Jan Ullrich

#9. GIRLS MAY START OUT SMART BUT NOT ALL GIRLS STAY SO DAMNED SMART..

Judith Krantz

#10. I wanted the song to contain various meanings, and what I wanted in particular was to appeal to the audience with my charms as a man.

Seungri

#11. Cats, on the other hand, are similar to Vulcans - dispassionate, contemplative and pointy-eared.

George Takei

#12. NASSER: In this damn country that we hate and love, you can get anything you want. It's all spread out and availble. That's why I believe in England. You just have to know how to squeeze the tits of the system.

Hanif Kureishi

#13. I had to beat him up in front of everybody for threatening me.

David Haye

#14. The most valuable "currency" of any organization is the initiative and creativity of its members. Every leader has the solemn moral responsibility to develop these to the maximum in all his people. This is the leader's highest priority.

W. Edwards Deming