Uolala Quotes

#1. I started my Twitter account for selfish reasons: I wanted to have a place to post updates on my book signing tour and stuff like that. I never realized that I'd have so much fun tweeting. It's become the deleted scenes for my DVD of columns and podcasts.

Bill Simmons

#2. I like to make an image that is so simple you can't avoid it, and so complicated you can't figure it out.

Alex Katz

#3. Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

Jimmy Breslin

#4. Never claim as a right what you can ask as a favor.

John Churton Collins

#5. Free speech is life itself.

Salman Rushdie

#6. I have no interest in behaving or thinking cynically. But it's an easy trap to be cynical about anything, certainly when you're talking about politics or the media.

Stephen Colbert

#7. [In] the United States, we've always been held together by the belief that it doesn't matter where you came from. It matters where you're going.

Condoleezza Rice

#8. Kissing is man's greatest invention. All animals copulate, but only humans kiss.

Tom Robbins

#9. The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating without the appropriate protection

Audur Ava Olafsdottir