Unstored Quotes

#1. APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism. "The Mad Philosopher," 1697

Ambrose Bierce

#2. There are now more teens going into treatment for marijuana dependency than for all other drugs combined.

John Walters

#3. Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.

Jon Heder

#4. I'm a guy who just wanted to see his name in the lineup everyday. To me, baseball was a passion to the point of obsession.

Brooks Robinson

#5. I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.

Jack Benny

#6. The time will come when our bodies will irretrievably break down, but it is possible, indeed suggested within the script of nature, that a part of us might outlast these mortal coils.

Anonymous

#7. Now a cholera epidemic was sweeping through Southeast Asia and south Asia in the early 1970s, so I started medical school and I joined a laboratory to work on this.

Peter Agre

#8. I must say the efficiency of this nation in condemning a man is simply astounding. - Margrave Royston

Jaida Jones

#9. I consider myself a believer in something much bigger than myself, thank God.

Katy Perry

#10. Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why?

Helen Fielding