Unruly Kid Quotes

#1. Whenever you come upon a free supply of high-quality corn, provided unexpectedly right there in the middle of the forest, be careful! The people who put it there are probably sitting nearby in a stand, just waiting to take a shot at you. Keep your eyes and ears open!

James C. Dobson

#2. Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.

Eminem

#3. That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.

Dana Stabenow

#4. Instead of spelling stories you spread silence, which was outside the alphabet.

Lauren Slater

#5. Problems do not go away. They must be worked through or else they remain, forever a barrier to the growth and development of the spirit.

M. Scott Peck

#6. Be very sure, if you would train children for heaven, they are hints that ought not to be lightly set aside.

J.C. Ryle

#7. I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.

Daniel Tosh

#8. If you say, I'm living in America and I have freedom of speech but I choose not to use it because it's going to cost me, well, you're not living in freedom. You're not free.

Tim Robbins

#9. People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."

Larry The Cable Guy