Unrequited Love Humor Quotes

#1. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Charlie Brown

#2. He knew in that moment that falling in love with her would destroy him, and so he decided at once that he would do his damnedest to despise her.

Ash Gray

#3. I want to be someone that kids in my community look up to and want to strive to give back when they grow up.

Ray Rice

#4. This is agony cried Mr Salteena clutching hold of a table my life will be sour grapes and ashes without you.

Daisy Ashford

#5. I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity.

Sariah Wilson

#6. Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

Alice Hoffman

#7. You can't just sit there and do the lines. You have to do something revealing or unusual.

Elia Kazan

#8. Do you know what directors go through? It's just hell. Like, why do I work so hard - to think I'm only going to see this movie five times and then never see it again 'cause I'm so sick of it? What is it worth, honestly?

Michael Bay

#9. I'm a surfer at heart. Both my parents moved to Hawaii in the 1970s, where they met and became Christians. Then they taught me and my two brothers how to love the Lord - and how to surf!

Bethany Hamilton

#10. Knowledge we have. Anyone who strives for it with particular intensity is suspect of striving against it.

Franz Kafka

#11. I know I only want him,' she said between sobs, the syllables all wrong, 'because he doesn't want me. How is that even possible?'

'It's normal to want what we can't have,' I said soothingly.

'No, I mean how can he not want me?

Olivia Sudjic

#12. I have no artistic sensibilities. I wish I did. It is probably really cool. I have work habits and work ethic. For me, all the things I do are jobs.

Henry Rollins

#13. Sentimental outbreaks are like liquorice; when first you suck it, it's not bad, but afterwards it leaves a very nasty taste in the mouth.

Ivan Turgenev

#14. What does it mean to die when you can live until the end of the world?

Anne Rice

#15. I want to know what it is, this 'sin' they say I've committed.

Jun Mochizuki

#16. He who asks the questions cannot avoid the answers

Dale Verkuilen

#17. He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax ...

Bohumil Hrabal

#18. Olivia sat back and propped her half-boots on the table. 'So far it's working. He has to return to me because I have his sister hostage.' She briefly put her fingertips to her lips. 'Did I just say that? I mean I'm protecting the baby sister and earning his trust

Kresley Cole

#19. Don't love just for beauty, love to make her beautiful.

Debasish Mridha

#20. If there were no
cherry blossoms
in this world
How much more tranquil
our hearts would be in spring.

Ariwara No Narihira