Unpleasantry Quotes

#1. When confronted by an angry partner wanting to know how it is that he or she suddenly has symptoms of syphilis, gonorrhea, pubic lice or any other unpleasantry, it is much easier to answer "I have no idea, dear - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat" than it is to tell the truth.

Anonymous

#2. promised him, of course, that I wouldn't say anything, which I wouldn't have anyway, because of the sheer unpleasantry of divulging an unattractive truth to an attractive person.)

Alena Graedon

#3. You must know what you are capable of.

Zhang Yimou

#4. Neither. I was attracted to him because he's hot. Though, I stayed with him because he's fucking awesome in bed.

Laurelin Paige

#5. Ida was a natural historian who knew how to throw in enough fiction to keep up dramtic tension. And she was replete with details, like a big fat colorful nineteenth-century historical novel, inching forward slowly ... Ida's narrative line, like her waistline, was ample.

Marissa Piesman

#6. The miracles of life are love, faith and hope.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. I am what I photograph.

Martin Parr

#8. When someone with the authority of a teacher describes the world and you're not in it, there's a moment of psychic disequilibrium, as if you looked into a mirror and saw nothing.

Adrienne Rich

#9. I don't like to have too many makeup artists around, so I always like to do my own.

Diana Ross

#10. Let no one mourn that he has fallen again and again; for forgiveness has risen from the grave.

Saint John Chrysostom

#11. Sometimes parts just come along when it's the perfect time for you to do them.

Jessica Lange

#12. Just imagine, how much easier our lives would be if we were born with a 'user guide or owner's manual' which could tell us what to eat and how to live healthy.

Erika M. Szabo

#13. Yo, bitch," he said. "Vot vas that?" Gaspode reconsidered his strategy. "Hi, foxy ... er ... wolf lady," he tried.

Terry Pratchett

#14. But some love not the method of your first; Romance they count it, throw't away as dust; If I should meet with such, what should I say; Must I slight them as they slight me, or nay

John Buchan